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You know, it is very rare that we use foul language in an article, but in this case.  It is allowed.  “Oh, the fuckery with some of this stuff on the Internet!”

The Church of God in Christ in St. Louis held its 107th Holy Convocation and a young man came down for altar prayer.  Now anyone who knows anything about altar prayer knows that some crazy things can happen, as it did that day.  A young man stood in front of the congregation and shouts out that he is not gay anymore.  The man made his declaration to COGIC Superintendent Earl Carter, who is on a mission to cure “sissies,” as he says, and can “pray gay away.”

“I’m not gay no more.  I am delivered!  I don’t like MENS no more! I say I like women! Women, women, women, women,” the man said then started speaking in tongues.  “I said women! I’m not gay! I will not date a man. I will not carry a purse! I will not put on makeup!  I will, I will love A WOMEN!”

And NO, there are no typos in this article, the man’s subject-verb agreement is off, as is everything else when he refers to MENS and A WOMEN!

At any rate, I doubt that this man who has just been “delivered” from homosexuality will ever find a WOMEN — not after they see this viral clip.  But hey, stranger things have happened.  Plenty of them, we guess, right there in the Church of God in Christ.

On a personal note, I don’t think you can “pray gay away.”  What we need to be doing is learning to embrace ourselves and our differences.  It is admirable that the young man has come closer to God and live under His word, but the shouting and hoopla-ing for the church’s internet exploits is not what God intended.  But hey, to each his own.

Take a look at the crazy video yourself, which has been BLOWING UP THE INTERNET!  And yes, after the announcement was made…they all broke out and started doing the “Holy James Brown Dance.”

ENJOY!

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