I have seen some strange things in my lifetime, but this just takes the cake. This woman, Lord have mercy, is out in Alaska (at Berg Bay) when she encounters a bear who — encounters her kayak, so to speak.
Well, after this woman pulls out her cellphone — which is of course what EVERY PERSON OF SOUND MIND DOES INSTEAD OF RUNNING (insert sarcasm here)– she talks to the bear (or pleads with the animal) after pepper spraying it.
Well, the bear ignores the lady and her pleas, and decides to do a little damage to her kayak while she goes off in a series of rants that “go a little something like this…hit it!”
“I’m going to pepper spray you in the face, that is what I am going to do to you.”
“Get away from the kayak! Get away from the kayak!”
“You’re breaking my kayak! Why are you doing that? Why are you breaking my kayak? What am I going to do?”
“Bear, please stop that!” she yelled. “Please stop breaking my things. Oh, please stop breaking my things, bear!”
“Gosh darnit, why are you doing that.”
“It’s the end of September, you’re supposed to be sleep. Why are you here?”
“It’s not even food. It doesn’t even taste good! It’s just plastic!”
Trust me, the text does this situation no justice. You MUST WATCH THE VIDEO. And ask yourself, how much of a conversation will you have when you cross paths with a bear in the wild. Will you ask it to be polite?